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- [The Michael Jackson Biopic "Michael" Is Sitting at 27% on Rotten Tomatoes — Here's Why Critics Are Calling It a Whitewash](https://thenerdyhumourist.com/the-michael-jackson-biopic-michael-is-sitting-at-27-on-rotten-tomatoes-heres-why-critics-are-calling-it-a-whitewash/) - The $150 million Michael Jackson biopic just opened to a brutal 27% on Rotten Tomatoes. Here's every controversy, every cut scene, and why audiences and critics completely disagree.
- [Gunman Opens Fire at White House Correspondents' Dinner — And One Man Just Kept Eating His Salad](https://thenerdyhumourist.com/gunman-opens-fire-at-white-house-correspondents-dinner-and-one-man-just-kept-eating-his-salad/) - A shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner sent Trump into evacuation and the internet into chaos — but viral footage of a man calmly eating salad has become the unexpected moment everyone's talking about.
- [Boy Dies After Shark Attack: What Happened, What We Know, and Why This Tragedy Is Resonating Worldwide](https://thenerdyhumourist.com/boy-dies-after-shark-attack-what-happened-what-we-know-and-why-this-tragedy-is-resonating-worldwide/) - Boy Dies After Shark Attack: What Happened, What We Know, and Why This Tragedy Is Resonating Worldwide A heartbreaking tragedy has shaken a coastal community and sparked renewed conversations about ocean safety. A young boy has died after a shark attack, days after he was critically injured. Family members remembered him as having the “most
- [Megan Thee Stallion Breaks Down in Tears on Broadway Stage Hours After Klay Thompson Cheating Revelation](https://thenerdyhumourist.com/megan-thee-stallion-breaks-down-in-tears-on-broadway-stage-hours-after-klay-thompson-cheating-revelation/) - Introduction There are celebrity breakups, and then there are moments that stop the entire internet in its tracks. What Megan Thee Stallion went through on April 25th, 2026 falls squarely in the second category. Hours after publicly accusing her boyfriend Klay Thompson of infidelity, the Houston rapper took the stage at Broadway's Al Hirschfeld Theatre Megan Thee Stallion confirmed her split from Klay Thompson after publicly accusing him of cheating — then performed Moulin Rouge on Broadway and broke down crying during the curtain call.
- [ICU Nurse Alex Pretti Killed by Federal Agents in Minnesota: What the Video Shows, What’s Confirmed, and Why the Case Is Raising Questions](https://thenerdyhumourist.com/icu-nurse-alex-pretti-killed-by-federal-agents-in-minnesota-what-the-video-shows-whats-confirmed-and-why-the-case-is-raising-questions/) - A fatal encounter involving federal agents in Minnesota has sparked widespread concern after newly released video appeared to show that Alex Pretti, an ICU nurse, was holding a **phone—not a gun—**at the moment he was shot. video Originally reported by People, the case is now drawing national attention because it sits at the intersection of
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